Hello everybody! According to my previous blog posts, I am indeed back to school. Which is in fact, really depressing. But hey, I still have another one and a half year to go till I graduate, so yea!
Anyways, while I was schooling, I realized that there were so many different types of people. I know, I know, people are not meant to be same, but still, some are just too 'limited edition' that they became 'one of a kind' of annoying. So without further a due, let's gets started with the Peanut Analysis Pyramid of Types of Students.
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Okay, I know this has nothing to do with this whole blog post, but still, it's so damn right!!
Spare with me, I have a Nutt-y brain... |
Number 1: The Hermione Granger
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xxx :"Teacher, do we..."
Me :"Oh no you don't!" |
I've been schooling for at least 9 years now, and every single year, there will always be this little kid who just have to do every single thing the teacher told us to do ON TIME. I mean, yeah, I know you want to be a little goody-two-shoes, and sure you get to improve your studies, and of course who could miss out on having a very good self-discipline. But when you start reminding the teacher of the homework she gave on who-knows what day, and nobody in class except you done it, it's gets personal. Just because of your one comment on 'Teacher, do we need to pass up this homework?', I have to sacrifice my lunchtime to finish up that one homework where nobody except you remembers. Also, they are the ones who have these panic attacks just because they've forgotten about that one exercise. Seriously? If I were like this, I would've resurrected for the umpteenth time right now and probably die in...
Number 2: The Irene Katz
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| The Beatles fangirl Irene Katz whose iconic image ended up touring with Paul McCartney |
Oh, don't give me that I-don't-know-what-you're-trying-to-say look, everybody knows that in every single classroom, there will always be that bunch of girls that will fangirl over something ANYTIME. For example, you're doing an experiment in a science lab when suddenly someone mentioned their favorite idol, they fangirl, right there and then. Sure it's fun to see your reaction by just hearing the person's/band's name, but when everyone else needs some serious time out, your fangirl-ing gets annoying. Like when it's an examination week and everybody's studying, it's really annoying if you just started screaming and hyperventilating all of a sudden. I'm not sure about you guys, but the way the 'Irene Katz' in my class fangirl, it would totally put Tyler Oakley to shame, and everybody knows he's the Queen.
Number 3: The Ass-Kisser
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| More meme |
First of all, real sorry about the rough language. And before I say anything, think hard for a moment. Is there anybody in your class that is constantly trying to please people until the extreme? If yes, then they're definitely an Ass-Kisser; If no, then beware for you may be that little Bum-Lover. I know it's great to be please from time to time, but when these Butt-Obsessed people over do it, it gets really disturbing. Not to brag, but I am currently in the Fourth Form in my school, which also means that I'm a well respected senior (also including the fact that I'm a prefect... Just saying ;P). Anyways, I know as a junior, you guys want to get to know your seniors a bit better or maybe just want to be on their good side, but when you do it to the extreme (like maybe
bowing to them), it gets weird. Unless I'm the President's daughter or somehow related to the Queen of England, then you may bow before me, other than that, please don't.
Number 4: The Awkward Penguin
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| Awkward... |
You know that person. The one who always sits there and doesn't have much to talk to, and when you suddenly have the feeling of being friendly and decided to ask him/her a question, they would probably reply you a one-word answer, making the whole situation really awkward because you have no idea what to ask next. Or perhaps that really friendly person who likes to talk to people but always making the mistake of replying the wrong things which also makes the whole situation awkward. Yes, they are the Socially Awkward Penguin. No offence though, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.... As in not being even more awkward, of course... *awkward*
Number 5: The Queen Bee
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| You can call me Queen Bee... |
Alas, the queen, who can forget the queen? Wait, you think the Queen I meant is the teacher's pet, all-star athlete and number one place in school? Heck, no. The Queen I meant is actually the ones who doesn't know what the hell is going on, have the skill to manipulate the others to give in to them and always have a to get out of things, a.k.a me. For example, don't know you have an assignment due today? Well, go get a friend and convince them to let you copy the answers. Don't know why that two best friends got into a fight? Well, ask your worker bees to buzz you the whole juicy honey. Accidentally broke a friend's trust? Apologize to them but remain innocent and manipulate them into thinking they're in the wrong too for it takes two hands to clap. Now, you get me?
So that is all for today's blog, I'm really sorry if any of the things I mentioned were a bit offensive to you. But please do keep in mind that it was all just for fun's sake. But if the person you know are somehow in the list above and you don't want to offence them by telling it to their face, why don't you just share this blog instead? I hope you guys enjoyed it and I'll see you guys next time! Happy Blogging!
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